Frankly, I'm a dating disaster and the stories that I have to tell are just too fucking funny to keep to myself.
I'll give you a quick low-down on my life as it currently stands:
*I'm an active blogger under my real name...but figured I'd better make this anonymous for every one's protection
*I currently call a smallish town in the Midwest home, but am thinking I'll eventually get the hell outta here.
*Will hopefully be divorced in the near future
* My first post-marriage sex adventure involved a guy who's penis was so small I couldn't feel ANY.THING.
*Next guy had one testicle - 'nough said.
*Currently at 6 months and counting of NO SEX! And it's driving me insane.
I think that covers the basics. I promise lots of funny, ridiculous, and embarrassing stories are to come.
Oh, and one last thing...if anyone finds out who I really am and tells my mom, I'll kill ya...seriously...I know people who know people ;-)
About Me
- J
- I'm a soon-to-be-single 20something trying to find love in a not-so-big Midwestern city.
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3 comments:
I am DYYYYING to know who you are.....
Welcome to the anonymous world... you'll love it! It's definitely more freeing.
Being anonymous is the best. It lets you vent and say whatever is on your mind without worrying is a friend (or your mom) is reading ;)
I'm looking forward to reading about your adventures!
i have definitely experienced SMALL penis myself. WTF.
sounds like the girl needs some booty....
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